MANNAGOD'S STUPID SUGGESTION OF THE DAY

The purpose of our stupid suggestion of the day is to simply encourage you to not only think outside of the box, but step completely outside of the box when looking for ways to brighten your day. We want to see you smile, giggle, or maybe fall out completely onto the floor in laughter (and yes, we are watching you through the computer screen!). Enjoy!

Suggestion #1

When you are driving in your car and you need directions, instead of going to a gas station, pull up to a dog and ask him! Just watch the look on the dog's face and if anything you'll find your way to a good laugh.

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THE ART OF SNOOTING as told by John Gray

Many of you might already be wondering, "what in the world is snooting?" A very unique term, I can assure you that it is something that you are familiar with, maybe even have done a couple of times recently. Snooting is the combination of a sneeze and a poot (some people call this farting but we'd like to consider ourselves a bit more sophisticated). We know that all of you have sneezed before, and some of you may even admit to a poot every now and then. But snooting, well, that is an art form that begs for analysis.

You see, there are two types of snooting. You have a simultaneous snoot, where the sneeze and poot are a synchronized expulsion of air and toxins. Then, you have the infamous successive snoot, in which the act begins together but somewhere along the way the poot extends itself longer than necessary. What do you do when that happens? Nothing, if you are alone. However, being in the midst of a group may pose a serious problem. Our recommendation is to exit the room as soon as possible as to not risk being exposed as a "snooter." More than likely blame will be cast on another person in the group and you will escape any embarrassment.

We all have snooted at some point in our lives. While some folks have finely tuned the craft, we would like to salute all of the snooters of the world. God Bless You!